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A Curious Children's Album

Lyrics

“Be Prepared…Be Very Prepared”

A Curious Children’s Album

 

iDrool

everybody listen

when my chin begins to glisten

and the drip upon my lip it starts to pool

well my shirt feels like it’s been in the rain

and these teeth they’re driving me insane

wish I were the exception to the rule

i drool

i drool

be careful when you get close to me

cause most of the time I’m a sight to see

and upon your shirt I might leave a spot or two

your arms open wide with intent to spoil

then you laugh or scream or just recoil

and I hope these teeth are worth all the ridicule

well you make me feel like a goofy kid

with that ridiculous looking bib

you take me out in public that’s just cruel

i drool

i drool

everything goes in my mouth

i gotta help these teeth on out

cause this feeling in my gums ain’t cool

everybody listen

when my chin begins to glisten

and the drip upon my lip it starts to pool

well my shirt feels like it’s been in the rain

and these teeth they’re driving me insane

wish I were the exception to the rule

i drool…i drool…i drool

 

Hard Head

my life is full of corners and ledges

and lot’s of rough and hard edges

they’re the kind that make you fall down

but I never stay on the ground

sometimes opportunity it knocks on your door

sometimes it just knocks you straight to the floor

I gotta hard head

thank God I’ve got a hard head

I’ve got the bumps and bruises to prove it

you know that I’ve been through it

my curiosity still around

yeah I bring the house down

I’ve had to listen all day long

to what I cannot do and what I did that was wrong

well I never (never) hear a word that they said

I gotta hard head

I gotta hard head

I’ve got a hard head

no pedigree, no silver spoon

no red carpet to an empty room

but I got my ace in the hole

I got soul

I was born walkin’ up hill

and for that modern man has not invented any pill

I make due with what I have instead

I gotta hard head

 

Don’t Forget

hey mom

i think there’s something missing something’s wrong

hold on

the diaper bag looks different something’s wrong

hold on

hey mom

did you bring the diapers and wipeys powder and cream

a change of clothes for both you and me

the padded mat for exercising

and the little blue crab so appetizing

the little bear yeah the one from the bed

no not the blue i prefer the red

monkey that bounces up and down

but toss the one with the squeaky sound

don’t forget it

don’t forget it

don’t forget it

so don’t rush out of the house this time

you’re gonna pay in stress what you saved in time

hey mom

that’s not going to get you very far

aw mom

you’re gonna need a much much bigger car

aw come on

hey mom

the bibs and blankets bottles and boos

and that little strappy thing so you know i won’t lose it

the fake cell phone that even rings

and that ice ice ice cold teething thing

an assortment of hats in case i get cold

the video that never gets old

wait there’s probably so much more

just for a quick trip to the store

hey mom

i see it in your face there’s something wrong

aw mom

the house a little cluttered aw con

the good stroller right by the front door

the car seat over there on the floor

the bouncer left blocking half the hall

right next to the fuzzy orange basketball

this obstacle course what a lovely sight

is difficult to navigate in the night

i heard a crash i heard a shout

then i heard a bunch of words that i couldn’t make out

 

Gravity

gravity

means so much to me

because gravity provides opportunity

for things to fall for things to fall

you put me on the edge of the bed

immediately i start to head

right for the edge some might say a ledge

and i notice your change in complexion

i ignore your alarmed request

and continue on with my test

much to my chagrin i discover once again

that it pushes in the wrong direction

oh gravity

it’s a serious situation

gravity

i’m gonna need some more education

i keep you on your toes

but that’s just how it goes

i know it’s a pain but would you please refrain

i don’t want to hear your 2cents

much to my satisfaction

it always gets a reaction

could you pick up my cheese give it back to me please

i’m not finished conducting experiments

it can get you in a pickle

cause gravity is not fickle

this isn’t a hunch i’ve been at this a bunch

it’ll drop you on a dime

so to me it bears repeating

this principle is not fleeting

just for your reference regardless of preference

it works the same every time

Galileo Kepler and Edison

all had a lot goin on

Einstein was the rage of the atomic age

but Newton that guy was the bomb

 

Get Nothin’ Done

get nothin done

oh precious time don’t slip away

get nothin done

take on the world another day

trim your expectations down to one

and start having fun

gettin nothin done

get nothin done

these days they never last

get nothin done

just throw that list right in the trash

accomplishments recorded not a one

but we’re having fun

gettin nothin done

well you’re tired and frustration

starts to bring you down

the shifting of priorities

has turned you all around

get nothin done

oh precious time don’t slip away

get nothin done

take on the world another day

trim your expectations down to one

and start having fun

gettin nothin done

 

I’m Just Wakin’ Up

I’m just wakin’ up

I’m just wakin up all right

no coffee in your cup

in the middle of the night

now guys don’t you quibble

I just need a nibble

and then I’ll be right off to sleep

I’m just wakin up…love ain’t cheap

I’m just wakin up

I’m unsettled and upset

need to remind you

of a small detail not to forget

the hour was late

in your somnambulant state

you fell back to sleep with ease

I’m just wakin up…now burp me please

well my hair is ruffled and my cheeks they are red

and look out for the wet spot in the middle of your bed

well you can pat my belly and you can count me some sheep

you can sing me a song but I won’t go back no I’m not going back to sleep

I’m just wakin up

I’m just opening my eyes

I do this every night

shouldn’t be a big surprise

now I know you can make it

and I know you can take it

cause you’re the best thing to happen to me

sorry for wakin up

sorry for wakin up

sorry for wakin up…time number 3

 

Just Wait

right now I’m bound to the ground

right now I’m having trouble just getting around

all my devious plans are hidden by this grin

cause I’m really just takin’ it all in

just wait

cause I’ve been watching how you move around with such haste

just wait

when I figure it out I’ll be running all over this place

this stage of development you may come to regret

you’re in the drivers seat now cause I’m not mobile yet

but just wait

just wait

just wait

I’ve discovered gravity is strong

right now all the beautiful things are right where they belong

my 4 legged friends walk around with such impunity

the immunity it won’t last long

just wait

anything I can break well it just wasn’t meant to last

just wait

when I discover my gait it will all be within my grasp

you’ll hear a crash look for me but instead

you’ll just see a blur and the back of my head

just wait

just wait

just wait

just wait

until only my sleeping hours will offer relief

just wait

cause along with this face of an angel are hands of a thief

you think that I’m cute and I’m just vegging out

but I’m silently forging a plan to break out

just wait

just wait

just wait

I’ll beg and I’ll plead and I’ll pepper you with requests

I’ll annoy you and I’ll bother you and I’ll be a downright pest

I’ll get into things that you haven’t dreamed of yet

and I’ll even say things that I later regret

so when you’re tired and thinking of trading me in

just remember this face and this sweet little grin

just wait

’till the better angels of your nature preside

just wait

’till that wave of retribution you’re feeling subsides

ah that’s it just take a deep breath

your patience I will never regret

just wait

just wait

just wait

when you look real close you can see it deep in my eyes

just wait

until all this potential starts to become realized

I’ll do things big and I’ll do things loud

and at the end of the day I’ll do you so proud

so just wait

just wait

just wait

oh just wait

ah just wait

just wait….just wait

 

Here Comes Chubby

here comes chubby

 

You Light Up My World

life i found

it’ll kick you when you’re down

and if you just had a towel you might through it in

sometimes it’s the same

as a messed up crooked game

that’s fixed from the start so you’ll never win

i want my vacation

i want my shrink

i want my all day energy drink

what i end up getting is just what i need

you light up the world with you’re smile

you got the moon on the run for a while

the sun in all it’s boil and bluster

can’t hold a candle to you little buster

cause you light up my world

when the tv is toast

and you’re feeling at the most

like the microwave is just phoning it in

and your car seems to know

when your tank is runnin low

and the checks you keep on writing they never quit

i want a vacation

i want my shrink

and yeah some days i could use a stiff drink

but what i always get is just what i need

you light up the world with you’re smile

you got the moon on the run for a while

the sun in all it’s boil and bluster

can’t hold a candle to you little buster

cause you light up my world

life i found

it’ll kick you when you’re down

and if you just had a towel you might through it in

when the tv is toast

and you’re feeling at the most

like the microwave is just phoning it in

i want a vacation

i want my shrink

i want some time just to sit down and think

you light up the world with you’re smile

you got the moon on the run for a while

the sun in all it’s boil and bluster

can’t hold a candle to you little buster

cause you light up my world

you light up my world

 

You Make My Heart Sing

today might leave my heart in tatters

the rain might come it doesn’t matter

she’ll patch me up most every day

she chases all of my clouds away

when I’m with her I’m ten feet tall and no nothing brings me down

I’m the luckiest kid around

the solid ground beneath my feet

And oh, the sky above me

another thing for sure is she’s thinking of me

ah she makes me feel like…

and she makes me sing like…

and when I need her she comes to me every time

angelic choirs in harmony

like fireworks inside of me

when she’s near I always know

it makes my heart glow

and there she is I see her now

And where she is becomes a home somehow

so much joy someone can bring

she makes my heart sing

she makes my heart sing

she makes my heart sing

she makes my heart sing….it goes

well A B C me be so clever

1 2 3 for-ever

the love she has it makes me glow

she teaches me all that she knows

I wonder what this world would be

without this angel watching me

I don’t want to know

the solid ground beneath my feet

And oh, the sky above me

another thing for sure is she’s thinking of me

ah she makes me feel like…

and she makes me sing like…

and when I need her she comes to me every time

my eyes get wide my heart picks up the pace

I come alive when I see her face

energy it overflows

it makes my feet go

she walks away and I fall apart

to say good-bye it always breaks my heart

a sadder feeling I don’t know

it makes the tears flow

she gives me hugs before she goes

it makes me smile from head to toe

so much joy someone can bring

she makes my heart sing

she makes my heart sing

 

Still New To This

everything around me so new and beautiful

all the light and sound very unusual

well you know

aah you know

people come along try to enlighten me

their enthusiasm sometimes frightens me

aah you know

well you know

i’m still new to this

just give me some time

it’ll be all right

help me to see the light

oh yeah

all i needs a guide help me figure out

what i’m doing here

what it’s all about

i might get a few things wrong along the way

little things like i don’t know if it’s night or day

well you know

aah you know

every sound i make is easy to imitate

get my point across it’s hard to communicate

yeah you know

aah you know

i’m still new to this

just give me some time

it’ll be all right

help me to see the light

oh yeah

all i needs a guide help me figure out

what i’m doing here

what it’s all about

you assure me that this one is respectable

don’t avert my stare i remain skeptical

yeah you know

aah you know

hustle hustle bustle another busy day

gotta put on the brakes looks like i’m in the way

well you know

aah you know

i’m still new to this

just give me some time

it’ll be all right

help me to see the light

oh yes

all i needs a guide help me figure out

what i’m doing here

what it’s all about

gonna take some time/i’m still new to this

 

It’s My Time

a huddled child in darkness sleeps

a steady rhythm her heart beats

he’s so close but she feels so all alone

she wonders what he’s gonna to be

a better life he holds the key

to her heart and she holds back the tears again

the room is cold her hands they sweat

she wonders if she’s ready yet

this wasn’t how it was supposed to be

a greater thrill she’ll never find

to hear his heartbeat that first time

and her future she can barely, she can barely see

the odyssey begins tonight

and I’m ready for this fight

1000 angels gather round to see

no more waiting for a sign

it’s my time…..

 

 

 

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